*hugs you* don't worry I have a solution to your problems *puts slendercat infront of you* there, anytime someone tries to hurt you, slendercat can either scare them away or call his master! you have your own personal cat now, try not to maul it...he doesn't say much either...
OR better yet here *holds up creepychu from snow on mt.silver* he can help you too by electrocuting anyone...you know what...just take an army of pokepastas and slendercat with you...you'll be fine
Awesome Job By the way